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Jane Doe

Likes craft beer, mustaches, and chocolate-flavoured anything. Sings in the shower when she thinks nobody’s listening. Favourite way to make coffee: using a Chemex with unbleached filters.

Admiral Fluffy

Likes tuna, long naps in sunny windows, and knocking pens off tables. Tends to get cranky when people touch his tummy. Favourite way to make coffee: meow loudly until humans make him an espresso

Mr. Laugh A-Lot

Likes the internet, enthusiastic moustaches, and sending silly letters to foreign dignitaries. Can often be found joking around with his brothers. Favourite way to make coffee: Mr Coffee machine.